Below are some computer science jokes that will get every programmer cracking.
Why don’t programmers like nature? Because they prefer artificial intelligence!
Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend? She had a bad “interface”!
What’s a programmer’s favorite type of sandwich? An open “source” sandwich!
Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw better “windows”!
Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache!
What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell!
Why was the computer cold during winter? It left its Windows open!
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had Bluetooth!
Why did the computer’s relationship fail? It had trust issues with its firewall!
Why do programmers always mix up their left and right shoes? Because they prefer “bit” shifting!
What’s a computer’s favourite type of music? Heavy metal!
Why did the computer go on a diet? It had too many mega”bytes”!
What’s a computer’s favourite type of dance? The Disk-O!
Why did the computer turn off the lights? It wanted to boot up in “dark” mode!
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